I could sit here and tell you that we have been doing homeschool work, which we have and with much struggle and very little to show for it. Learning how to read it turns out is harder than it looks. I could also sit here and tell you that my computers are a decade old and until recently I wasn't sure if I would be able to turn it on with any reliability and now it turns on, but it's still a decade old. I could sit here and tell you that for over a month I have had some kind of bizarro leg dysfunction that has been treated for shingles, cellulitis, allergy to drugs for cellulitis, and is currently awaiting results as to whether or not it may be suffering from Lyme disease. Do you see how I have become detached from my leg? I figure if it's going to go off and do things like that for such an extended amount of time, it no longer wants to be associated with me. Fine by me, just leave already. I could tell you that our daughter has been having some yelling problems a...